twelve minutes fourty seven seconds.

Embarassing things that math tchrs do

"ahkay, listen arh, this is a perfect square, see, a perfect square. you bring it over so it can be a perfect square, a perfect square, *taps the board for emphasis*, a perfect square, then you divide 2b so you can get a perfect square, you see, a perfect square.. uh, a perfect square. you see now, gurrl? arhlahmak, it makes a perfect square*scribbles*, a perfect square,.."

it went on and on for 5 min. funny thing is, in order to demostrate her point (literally), she used her hands and molded a large circle out of air while saying perfect square. hmm.

Embarassing things that my platoonmates do

Jaslyn
1) she ran straight into a wall before. with her eyes open. yes, into the wall. TEEHEE.
2) When the bus breaked suddenly, Huiyi lost her balance and fell on miranda, who lost her balance and fell on jas, who lost her balance and fell on an old woman, who unfortunately had her balance so she glared.

Huiyi
1) rammed straight into the pole in the bus, grabbed on to it and spun a whole run. kinda brings back fond memories of endau rompin's trek, cant rmbr who though. it was funny.
2) she eats burgers with a fork at the end so the burger won't fall apart.

Miranda
*too many to count*

well, 2.4 today. listened and paced myself to my song Tongue Tied. all thanks to david! yayness. still sucks la. when i passed the finish line, i stopped and skidded on a smal puddle. was too tired to get up as i soaked in water.. jas and tiffy dragged me out. i really hate myself for not doing enough ipu. what's the point of running so quickly? well, for the first time in two years, i cried. it was celeste who set me off by thinking she cant run (hey, she still got A) and i don't know, i tried really hard but i couldnt talk because i really can't.

and, better still, my mom confiscated my phone cos my messages reached a new record high of 1030, so now i have a new number.

my life just reached a new low.


i've done many terrible things in my life, and i haven't apologized yet cos i cant freaking go online. ARGH. i cant swear, it'll raise testosterone levels. like tiffy&nicole, f-ing everywhere and showing off manicured middle nails to each other. no wonder guys keep swearing and being violent, to maintain testosserone levels. cant be bothered with spelling.

DAVID so says the marksman, lalala~
AKID hahaha you racist to the max! LOL. okie. heard all about your FLAME THROWER. HAHAHA.
BRIN look who's talking, dancer! wink. the choc is so DRY. alamak. mayb expired! teehee.
MINWEI hahaha OOPS nola just kidding. heehee. you got marksman? xD
DAVID LOL. did your parents confiscate your phone? hmm, then again, you're model son la. i just show ppl how i feel. but in front of parents must fake. bleah. now just dao. til i get my phone back!!!
BENLET ahhaah exposing identity now?
CREO eh, what were you saying?
KEVIN hahahaa! i heard that you're ultimate vulgarman and raceman! wink. MARKSMAN, woah! for me, if i aim at you surely wont die. only 6/10 shots will hit. all below belt. wink.
JOLENE LOL!!!!!!!!!
AKID hahah SORRY, i've converted to email=msn now:( mom's angry!
EDITH haahahha hello elmowoman!


omg super funny today, at the toilet, waiting for space:D

Mok: eh, let's use the hand dryer to dry our hands first, so later wash already no need to dry, save time!
Me: excellent idea! before you pee you flush first la, then no need to flush.

ilovemyplatoonmates(: really, scouts are super UGH (nigel, not you. nor eugene or jy or any scouts i may have failed to mention.) i should have ACCIDENTALLY-ON-PURPOSE spill the red syrup juice down his shirt and go, "YOU SHOULDNT HAVE STEPPED IN FRONT OF ME." but! im not a evil person.

inner peace.

Math lesson #1: inequalities

J+Z<3

math lesson #2: quad eqns

x= [-J +or- root(4JZ)]/rgsj

talking about AA..

hanis was "fortune teller" so we got julie and asked about her love life (say, RANDOMLY, Z) and so she picked. it was king of hearts. Z's king of her heart. then, she picked and it was joker. Z makes her laugh.

we couldnt stop laughing!

*victory cartwheel*