okay. FINE. maybe my brain's stuck on math *pouts*
anyway, my dad came back from indonesia (is it? can't remember) anyway. he bought this $200,000 D&G watch for me. i was like OMG. it's big and plain and quite nice. heh.
anyway, the exchange rate is 1 sgd :6700 rupiah ((:
AT NLB..
Tiffy: ugh. there's $4 worth of cheese choking me.
Me: guess why it's called cheesecake.
tiffy: maybe i should have bought the truffle chocolate thingy.
Me: excellent. then you'd have #3.80 worth of chocolate choking you.
jas: there's a chocolate cheese cake wad.
Me: *erupting into laughter* then we can watch as $4.50 worth of cheese AND chocolate choke tiffany!
me: *looks around* eh tiff what's SMa? (there's an "SMa school of management" bldg opp)
tiffy: usually means singapore management.
me: uh. Singapore management.. school of management?
being the nice, hardworking and dilligent me, i have copied the below paragraph from TIFF:
(p.s. TIFFY MY POSTS VERY RELIABLE ONE OKAY COS IM VERY RELIABLE SO MY POST ALSO VERY RELIABLE! so there. *gasps for breath*)
it went something like this: one dark winter night, there was a nest on top of a tree. and in that nest, there was a little bird, just born, without any properly developed wings yet. a gust of wind came and blew the little bird out of its nest. the little bird fell into the snowy ground and started shivering from the cold. a horse came by and stared at the bird. then, it took a shit and went off. a hunter came by and looked at the small cold bird. he took pity on the bird, placed it in the warm shit and walked off. the little bird feeling warm again decided to sing out of happiness. a fox nearby heard the singing and came to eat the bird up. moral of the story? three parts- first, the person who puts you in shit is not always your enemy. secondly, the person who takes you out of shit is not always your friend. lastly, when you're in shit, keep your mouth shut! hehe, i thought it was damn funny. gross but amusing.
(okay that was just STARTERS)
on our way to nlb, jas and i bought some beardpapa thing. it was not that fantastically nice but it was still okay. potential life hazard though, when you are eating it next to amanda chan.
i inhaled crumbs on 2 occasions while talking to that girl. she couldn't stop laughing while i, on the other hand, couldn't stop coughing. then at nlb, we spend 4 dollars on american cheese cake. NOT worth it! i was choking on my two dollars worth of cheese. it was so think (TYPO HERE!!) and gooey. but it was two dollars so i forced it down my system.
and then amanda chan started playing with jas's lemon tea. she asked jas whether she can add an extra slice of lemon into the drink. jas was like: stoned face:"anything." then amanda went PLOP! and the whole big slice of lemon went in. i was horrified. i thought she was going to squeeze the juice in, instead she dumped the whole thing in. jas didn't want her drink back. me and amanda tried the new concoction. it was nice.
but then when i was drinking, i saw a lemon seed floating near the opening of my other end of the straw. i was like telling myself: "tiffany, stop sucking! stop sucking! the seed's going to go into the straw! it's GOING to go into the... ah too late. forget it! tiffany, just get the seed out of your mouth." i took the seed out and placed it on the plate. amanda chan as usual started laughing her freaky silent laughter.
(eh nonsense. i was about to tell you to watch out for the seeds but SOMEONE didnt want to listen. POOTS.)
continue with nlb!
*me, jas, tiffy went to the Lee smth smth library at the 7th floor*
tiffy: *looks around for empty locker* there! *stuffs bag into locker*
jas: *looks sceptical* cannot fit lahh.
me: can one la! *stuffs bag in. gets stuck.* uh. okay. *pushed it in with my superwoman strength. duh, it went in, HOHO*
jas: no space..
(anyway, it went in in the end. lala.)
FOOLPROOF GUIDE TO LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT
- try to stuff 3 bags into a locker meant for one bag
- force the locker to lock
- get your friends to push the door close (even though it's close)
- after trying for 5 minutes, open locker to detect problem
- realise lock is spoilt after 5min of trying to close a locker.
hahahaha:
me: *writes with mouse on msn* STYLUS YO
kevin: *sends audio file in amused voice (or so it sounds) * if you have a stylus, then i have a new way of sending message lor!
zac the self professed gay (NOT): ehhh return andrew to me!
anyway EEWEN spells PASIR RIS as PARIS RIS.
eewen: eh i meet you at paris ris ah!
miranda: okay i'll meet you outside the effiel tower!
BZ *gasps* omy! nevermind when i'm here, i'll save the day!! wheeeeee((:
CHERYL cannot find you lah. mygosh.
BZ aww how sweet and literal of you.
DAVID tsks. no worries. scandalous POK! : D
JULIE HEE HEE whatever : D *ignores you*
TIFFANY you FLAMED me on your blog you NONSENSE D :
AKID use your flame thrower!! or i'll try to collect loads of cobalt and you can make a cobolt BOMB! wheeeee((:
eh ZAC your time management is VERY BAD. "i'll be right back" my FOOT. humpf.