http://youtube.com/watch?v=lbcltLf2VHo&feature=related

Christina Aguilera's hurt.

as in, her song Hurt.

I don't know if people still read my blog. hmm.

anyway, i feel philosophical. for the past few days already. haha, it has been a rollercoaster ride of emotions for me and the people around me (: thanks for being there! you know who you are ((: yes, i am sorry for breaking your heart and mashing up your feelings :(


okay anyway. i have some quotable quotes from what I learnt from the past few days!

FIRSTLY(: When you feel like the world is crashing around you, pick up the pieces and build it again.

SECONDLY((: [this come from my bff. I realized how true it is.] Things aren’t always what they seem.. people always fail to look past the assumptions and the bubbleworld that they built around themselves, choosing to believe what they always believed in and not question them. ohwell.

Sorry for boring everyone : D okayokay I shall tell you something TOTALLY AWESOMECOOL now! Yes. A jumble of ideas from Arthi, me and tiffy made me and tiffy super philosophical. Okay so I was like trying to convince tiffy and jaslyn that I’m shy (actually, no, I was just defending myself okay!) and this is wad we came up with!

Premises 1 (P1): All girls are shy.
P2: Amanda is not shy.
Conclusion (C): Amanda is not a girl.

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P1: Jackie Chan is a star.
P2: Stars are hot balls of gas.
C: Jackie Chan is a hot ball of gas.

--

(MYGOSH I CAME UP WITH THIS ONE : D be prepared to be BLOWN AWAY BY MY AWESOMENESS!!!!~)

P1: All plants grow though making no apparent movement.
P2: Hair grow though making no apparent movement.
C: Hair are plants.

WOW!!!!!


hahahaha okay I NEED TO FINISH MY APPRAISAL byebye!


p.s. to the person with the locker analogy, sorry i can't reply you but i'm sure things will go well. rmbr that msg i sent you? don't worry too much. let me know tmr! anw i appreciate loads and loads for what you have done for me yea (: sorry for hurling a dagger at you the other day!

DOUBLE POST and this time it's posted in honour of enghan >_>

Enghan is so.. enghan.

[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
wait i tell you joke
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
KNOCK KNOCK
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
oh our principal's julie (i have the julie emoticon you see) hoo
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
Julie*
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
okay anyway KNOCK KNOCK
enghan! says:
KNOCK KNOCK then?
enghan! says:
why is julie some yellow thing which is falling down LOL
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
hahaha NO its chased by a butterfly
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
my fren's terrfied of butterflisies
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
its A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
KNOCK KNOCK
enghan! says:
knock knock. hmm
enghan! says:
hahahahahahahahaha?
enghan! says:
hahahahahahahahaahha! hahah? hahahaha.
enghan! says:
ok i DON'T GET IT.
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
SHEESH
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
knock knoc, who's there? zomg
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
try again
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
KNOCK KNOCK
enghan! says:
enghan?
enghan! says:
OH
enghan! says:
who's there?
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
JULIE
enghan! says:
hi julie?
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
zomg
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
okay NEVERMIND
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
this is how it shd go
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
"knock knock" "who's there?" "juliE" "Julie who?"
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
hahahahaha
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
GEDDIT!
enghan! says:
SRY LA ENGHAN SUAKU.
enghan! says:
okay julie who!
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
YES
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
JULIE HOO
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
ahhhhh
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
enghannnnnnnnnn
enghan! says:
hi =)


happy reading. lazy to remove typos and whatnot. ooh YAY i know something that only i know in the whole of rgs. better savour this delicious secret before tuesday's morning assembly(:

FRIENDS FOREVER(: even though it's a dream, it's a dream that's worth spending half a lifetime in (:

it's so hard to be fair to people whom you know is likely not to be fair to you.

WOOTS. you know when you march, sometimes you hit the person next to you? i kept hitting miranda and BOY it HURTS. no bruise, or anything. it just hurts like crap when you press it.

MIRANDA IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE GROW MORE FATS! bony girl >_> anyway. let's see what interesting things happened. yesterday had RS, so we went to the com lab (called Magic Lab. interesting right! : D)

yes then we were spamming jaslyn's blog and zac's blog (SORRAYYE hahaha) and i think the evidence's still there. LOL. okay then TIFFY went to youtube (that naughty girl) and blablabla and went WIKI and she kept typo-ing >_> like serious bad word jumbled typo then she said its the KEYBOARD. sure, sure, tiffy!

then she searched JOSH HENDERSON. and so she read


and read

and read.

"In 2007, he fathered a child with Road Rules alum Kendal Sheppard."

AND TIFFY WAS LIKE, "WHO'S ROAD RULES?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! super funny right!!!!! zomg : D yes and then i laughed and i laughed until my ABS (shush, they're just encased in a protective layer in case i damage them : D ) hurt. silly billy tiffy : D

yes then.. omg my sister, classic sia. she was like,

"IS GOLD MADE OF OIL?"

*bangs head slowly on keyboard*

aalrehflihfih *pauses* hgcyyhgujhhgskhfslahf *pauses* wieaoyvrboahgvohi.

anyway. then today went with tiffy and jas to food republic. then we wanted to scare huiyi who were with kristie and friends so me and jas snuck up from the back, tiffy just went in front. then we were hiding behind the pillar and huiyi zomg she just stand at the other crossroad-thing and me and jas ran and ran and huiyi SPUN around (i swear she did) and greeted us with a friendly noise:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!

sheesh. half the people stared at her lah! zomg. anyway then we all ordered HOKKIEN MEE AND SOYA BEAN DRINK(: ohwhee, rgnccair people are on the same wavelength : D except for huiyi, she's too tall. HAHA.

yes and we ate and decided to eat the PRAWNS (: gosh i can't stand tentacley octopus. i mean, the legs with the tentacle attached. EWWW. anyway then jaslyn was trying to de-shell it with her mouth.

amanda and tiffy: *STARES*
jaslyn: *verge of putting prawn into mouth to decapitate it* I CAN'T EAT WHEN YOU ALL ARE STARING!!
amanda and tiffy: OKAY(: *looks away.. wait for it.. wait for it..*
jaslyn:*starts to put prawn into mouth*
amanda and tiffy: *whips head back to see jaslyn bite off the head*
amanda: EWWW! omygosh omygosh.. YUCK! JASLYN! you bit off the LEGS ew ew they're in your mouth!!
tiffy: DON'T SPIT THEM OUT!
jaslyn: then what!
amanda: eat them!
tiffy and jas: *stares*

okay anyway then jaslyn continues to eat with live commentary from me.

amanda: oh yuck the shell is removed! eeeeeee.. now that's nothing but PRAWN and SHELL and SALIVA. your digestive enzymes are all over it!! NOOOOO. oh YUCK there goes the brain juice EWWWW.

okay then they got super grossed out by me. sheesh. then decided to use HANDS : D

tiffy used 6 fingers, dirtied one extra by accident. total dirty fingers: 7.
jaslyn used 6 fingers, dirtied none extra by accident. total dirty finers: 6.
amanda used 10 fingers, no extra fingers to dirty by accident. total dirty fingers: 10.

and they were super grossed out by me. SHEESH.

OMG I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ALL MY TREACHEROUS ENCOUNTER.

so me and jas and tiffy were standing in the middle of nowhere waiting and waiting.. then suddenly someone (haven't seen who) GRABBED ME. zomg.

person: *grabs my shoulder and squeezes*
me: *whips head around*
person: hello.
me: uhh.. hi?
tiffy and jas: *stares*

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT PERSON.

THAT PERSON IS SOME 40 YR OLD ANG MOH CAN.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

ohyes, handphone's at servicing centre. getting it back only on Sunday. GAHH D:

KEVIN haha. can't wait to talk to you online!
TINA lol! okiedokie sure.
HERMAN ignorance is bliss.. hahaha. NO OFFENSE though(:
TEDDY i can't breathe!!!!
DEBBS aww. i shd add that onto my wishlist as well *HINT HINT* LALA(: oh wait it's your birthday that's coming up hahah! yes i do(: and i finally understand using the reflective soul.

sometimes being fair is so hard.

Everyone look here!

sorry if i can't sms as much anymore yea. i really am :( but i'll still reply.. but do understand if i don't reply k? (:

p.s. bz, now i've to drop my daily sms limit to 5 a day til 10th jul >_>

this is going to be a mixed feeling post so for the benefit of the people who're here to only read happy stuff, this part of the post is for you(:

FUNNY THINGS THAT HAPPENED OVER THE WEEK (and last)

At SYFC:

capt beber: any of you eat.. *thinks* vegetarians?
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some annoying pig: i don't teach children. i only teach professional pilots. so if you're not serious don't waste my bloody time. [everybody on the count of three raise your eyebrows..]


At training:
1) it is possible to march same hand same leg for a prolonged period of time. saw a sec 2 from gb did that. for 5 min, no less. awesome.
2) zomg during ncc day rehearsal i stood till i got butt cramp ><
3) I AM THE 17TH TALLEST PERSON IN MY COMPANY!!! [no comments from huiyi! >_>]

At school:

claire mok: *looks at my name tag* blablabla eh amanda min!
jaslyn: eh?
claire mok: nono amanda yi!
jaslyn: OMG CLAIRE..
claire mok: OH OH OH AMANDA CHAN!!
amanda:..
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amanda: jaslyn's agent 001!
claire mok: then i'm 007!
amanda: NOOOO i am!!
claire mok: FINE then i am agent 007.5 *BEAMS*
--

setting: tiffany performing on stage. proceeds to say something. holds on to mike, all prepared to say something.

me and jas: let's embarrass her!
*tiffy takes mike, starts to speak*
me and jas: *WHOOPS* YAY TIFFY! GO TIFFY! WHOOOOOOOOOO!
tiffy: *stares, shakes head at us*
me and jas: *waits til she finishes speaking* ALL RIGHT TIFFY! ALL RIGHT!!
*when it's over*
me and jas: ENCORE, TIFFY! ENCORE!!!

but of course this was a rehearsal(: so don't worry, having great great situational awareness we won't embarrass you on the real day((:

okay this is the end of my happy post. p.s. operation b.u.n.k. is going to be a success. i am determined (: but..

okay for all ppl who can't take weird/depressing stuff i suggest you stop here(:



yep okay. yesterday was training and all. anyway, i felt super super bad and disappointed in myself. honestly, i don't know what was going through my mind at that time. have you experienced it? like you memorized a whole speech and the moment you walk up on stage you just forgot every single thing? i finally knew how that felt. and that feeling sucks.


those ppl who think they're not weirded out but are now yes please go. cos the following is kinda weird(:

i did self reflection.

though i absolutely detest it (capitalized in font 98.5) , but i realised that it is important and its significance. it clears your thoughts and help you set aims. so i suggest you all reading to do the same thing(:


this is a portion of my results from reflection..


anyway, now you're reading the post of an amanda under construction. i am going to make changes, starting from myself. i don't care if people can see it or if they even care, but i am answerable to myself. anyway, it's something that someone said that got all of us thinking. anyway, i am going from now on. this time, there is no expiry date.


(you think i'd bare my heart and soul on my blog? HAH!)



p.s. i know you know i know i'm talking about you.. so sorry to make you hear all my rants and non-stop worrying last night(: thanks so much for sticking with my through thick and thin! it's definitely not that you're second choice or any rubbish like that k. anyway, you are right. i'm answerable to myself.. and honestly, i'd despise myself if i don't do what's right and what's best for everyone (see, self reflection really really works.) or what's true to my heart. i'm glad you're readily available! (your word, not mine! xP ) but i don't believe your warped theory of "the most comfortable face" thingum. haha.


and when i want to talk to the person i really want to, it just doesn't seem right anymore.


and that's what keeping me away.

anyway, i believe that everything that's happening is God's will. since it's intended to happen, let's make the best out of it!




let us write a whole new chapter together(:

HUIYI LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE! *boom*
BZ wow, this is funny farm, what with kevin as the pig and you as the cow : D
ENGHAN hahahaha why don't you put your contact number too?
HERMAN *gasps* hahahah hello(:
ENGHAN you wish! :x
LIYANA i haven't even seen you
DEBBS hahahaa ehh buy me a Piper Warrior for my 21st birthday lah! hahaha wink (:
BZ haha thanks ((:

haha i know i said i was going to sleep but HEE HEE i just HAD to see all the comments on my blog for myself : D

1 Put your music player on shuffle
2 Press forward for each question
3 Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!

How are you feeling today?
The Sharpest Life - MCR

Will you get far in life?
Li kai di qiu biao mian - Mayday (YES i know i have a career in astronomy NOT)

How do your friends see you?
Bring me to life - evanescence (hahahahahah!)

Will you get married?
Happy together - Simple Plan (i swear i did not make this up.)

What is your bestfriend's theme song?
Ai qing zi dian - stefanie sun (honestly, i don't think so.)

What is the story of your life?
Bleeding love - leona lewis (um..)

What was primary school like?
Tian shi (angel) - Mayday (yea right.)

How can you get ahead in life?
Because of you - Ne-Yo

What is in store for this weekend?
Bye Bye Bye - N'Sync (i knew something weird would come out sooner or later.)

What song describes you?
Zhi shao hai you ni - ?

To describe your grandparents?
ai ni bu shi liang san tian - Fish Leong

How is your life going?
It's all coming back to me now - celine dion (NTM!)

What song will they play at your funeral?
Last christmas - BoA (that is.. weird.)

What does the world see you?
I wanna love you (unedited) - akon (gosh please no)

Will you have a happy life?
wo yao de xin fu - stefanie sun (*smacks head* that is so not answering the question)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Greatest love of all - Whitney Houston (sighs read above point)

How do you feel today?
One by one - Simple plan (>_>)

What is your life's purpose?
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne (zomg)

What is your motto?
When you say nothing at all - alison krauss (HAHA. i laugh out loud at this.)

What do your friends think of you?
Fei ni mo shu - tank. (um..)

What do you think of your parents?
Lian ai-ing - Mayday (UM. THIS IS TOTALLY WEIRD.)

What do you think about very often?
What I've done - Linkin park. (gosh. i hate reflections.)

What do you think of your bestie?
Wo bu shi F4 - zaizai (i hate this song._. but whatever)

What do you think of the person you like?
E-mail my heart - britney spears (BEEP BEEP, heart to heart emails? >_> )

What do you want to be when you grow up?
ai ai ai - fang da tong

What do you think when you see the person you like?
chuang - Mayday

What do your parents think of you?
You are the music in me - HSM (um.. shouldn't this be the above one? whatever.)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Light up the sky - yellowcard (funky. but not my cup of tea. wait- i don't exactly mind.)

What is your biggest fear?
Welcome to my life - simple plan (LOL!!)

What is your biggest secret?
Yi ge ren - jolin

What do you think of your friends?
Sleep - MCR (oink!)



That is totally weird. totally weird.

JULIE the power of peer pressure.. hahahaha. throttle? hmm. mkay!
HUIYI i have nothing to say >_> *narrows eyes at huiyi*
BENEDICT LOL! : D WOOTS julie! lala.
DEBBIE hahahaha next time have own private jet soooo cool : D can fly everyone to hawaii or whatever : D awesome!
TEDDY you reckoned i got caught in the propellors or something? hahaha : D
JULIE hahahahaha cos you scandalous mah. hahahaha KIDDING dont come kill me on monday : D
KEVIN only thursday and friday. mm. not very long.
DAVID ehh! that's wrong spelling meh?! and WHAT ARE YOU THINKING. you really have dirt in your head or something. like that hotel thing >_>
KEVIN lol!! wait how to spell it? both of them? conscience right? : D YAY.
HUIYI HAHA i think it's correct! stimlator.. sounds right. hmm. but looks abit wrong. whatever : D HEE HEE. wait what pee joke?? i can't rmbr! too many to count haha.
LIYANA you are spending too much time with david.
TEDDY tell me about it. JUST KIDDING >_>

one last thing. NO ANONYMOUS TAGS. gawd it's irritating.

yay for new phone, first person to sms me was.. *drumrolls* zac! hahahah.

ob·nox·ious
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to you, it looked like i didn't care, did it? it does. i do care. and it hurts. but will you care? i will change. i'll be back.

thanks for telling me.


[i woke up from my dream.]



The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.

LALALA.

ME AND JASLYN ARE INNOCENT OKAY.


WE ARE NOT SCANDALOUS!

the true scandalous one is trying to make us seem scandalous cos we're not scandalous and she is so she wants us to look scandalous so she will look less scandalous but all in all im trying to say that the true scandalous one is trying to make us seem scandalous cos..

THE SCANDALOUS ONE IS JULIEEEEEEEEE!

yea: D okay anyway im gonna try and CHANGE cos im hearing damn stupid stuff : D

me: how?
jaslyn: it's the way you talk.
me: like what?
jaslyn: like that lor *flicks arm*
me: so i talk like that *flicks arm*
jaslyn: mm.
me: so i shouldn't talk like that *flicks arm* but talk like this *flicks arm in other direction*?
jaslyn: yes.

AHHHHHHHH. that girl is insane : D

ohwell. its SO not my fault. my friends can testify.

my true friends.

if you don't like it, screw you!

please dont try to read the small words mkay (=

p.s. everyone, try to see cheryl's ezlink card. it's HILARIOUS. her whole neck DISAPPEARED in her collar. HAHAHAHA. when i saw it at HQ i just laughed and laughed and was in this half-squat position, hanging on to the railings for dear life (was on stairs) and canNOT stop laughing : D gogogo!

CHERYL puhlease.. take some responsibility! anyhow touch then say you don't have. TSK. and YES your legs were DRAPED over mine k! >_> hahaha don't wanna share bed? YOUR LOSS> nyeh nyeh :P
TIFFY yalor. next time i share bed with tiffy, dont wanna share with cheryl anymore. HAHAHA.
CZ that's an EXCELLENT question. girls, what do you think?
KEVIN poor wheezy fellow.
DEBBIE hahaha its like open msn lol.
BENEDICT hmm. maybe should try and see what happens. TEE HEE.
FITZ she just stared at it and yelled her lungs out. mm. can you stop declaring your love for her like on my tagboard? you should be declaring your love for ME cos its MY tagboard. tsktsktsk.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xmLn7r0tESg&feature=related

Things will get better in time (:

the healing process always hurts.

someone: how do you pronounce H-O-U-R-S?
eewen: I KNOW! HORSE!!

everyone, presenting the smartest girl on the planet

oh wait, the second smartest. my sister thought it was SAUCE.

okay to clarify something.

cheryl not only has scandalous legs, but scandalous hands, scandalous brains and goodness knows what else scandalous stuff.

EVIDENCE POINT ONE:

when sharing the same bed with me during Endau Rompin camp night 1 (i scared i'll roll off, so share bed) CHERYL's legs were draped all over mine.

EVIDENCE POINT TWO:

on the second night, CHERYL's legs were draped over someone else. a person who does not share the same gender as her.

EVIDENCE POINT THREE:

on the second night of SPECS COURSE, CHERYL saw a lizard above her bed (damn, i shouldn't have told her) and she wanted to share bed with me. so yea i think she was stretching or something (please, let that be her only motive) and she SMACKED ME STRAIGHT IN MY CHEST. okay thanks cheryl for trying to flatten me.

you SEE cheryl. i hope i have cleared things up *INNOCENT SMILE*

FITZ hahahahaha(= of course you love me. HEH HEH.
HUIYI shall i recommend a change of contacts? : D
CHERYL the whole post is dedicated to you luhh : D nice nice me!
HUIYI we're happy family WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
FITZ LOLOL.
BENEDICT hahahha your junior isnt the only scandalous person around! why, disappointed that huiyi's open ah? hohoho!
FITZ Liyana Scandal Fitzgerald. hmmm.
CHERYL mm yes of course : D
FITZ you should've seen her that time at endaurompin when she knew what her legs did. HAHAHAHA.
DEBBIE hahaha yes yes : D
DEBBIE PacWest? isn't that the company which manufactures backpacks?
CZ huiyi intended to sound gay : D
TIFFY come on. SPREAD THE LOVE <3
HUIYI *stares weirdly at you* innocent smile? puhlease. honour's all mine *innocent smile*
BENEDICT LOLOL : D
HUIYI if barney isn't gay in the gay sense, in what sense is he gay??? or maybe barney is a SHE. she-man!
CZ *cough* *cough* *COUGH* *HACKS UP HALF A LUNG laughing my lungs out : D* p.s. eewen has surpassed all genius terms : D

okay im back from specs course.

i learnt many things..

just a short short summary

1. how to sing ncc song
2. what the 7 core values are (i knew them all along, just cannot say only : D )
3. who my true friends are
4. who have the real capabilities
5. who are just plain, stupid idiots (i am so nice, this is v.mild already)

anyway. about point 3. i have many people to thank first! (no order okay)

1. my platoonmates, specifically huiyi mir jas cheryl julie who were with me on the second night when i seriously could NOT think straight. and on the third day too. for comforting me and everything. i really really love you guys (=
2. zac, my buddy, for understanding how i felt though many people said really terrible stuff. also, akid kevin david for showing what friends mean!
3. , for always being there for me (:

anyway, you know who you are, there's just so many people to thank. and the people who said bad things to make me feel terrible? i'll just say it now. you have failed. it has made me stronger. there.

anyway first day. the guy volunteered for ic. and he's very funny (not funny-funny in that sense.)

ic (duno his name, heh): since all of you have stuff in your left hand, i want you all to march with your right hand.


some guy: the four forces acting on the plane is thrust, weight, lift and.. thrust.


LOLOL lah. anyway it was mutuals the first day. herman was AHHHHHHHHHH. he kept borrowing my boards! so annoying. miranda's fault lah!! cos he wan to see mir's board then she said GO LOOK AT AMANDA'S. TSK.

anyway.. i still duno my pc's name, hard to rmbr but i know he's zai. way way way zai. and apcs kas, khairul and sanjeet. love 3/4 of them (=

mkay fast forward.......................

second day. test. sanjeet was my tester. damn annoying. he put the coin slanted on my barrel, then say ITS MY FAULT. like whatever, can? supposed to give 3 chances. super irritating.


and test.. i did terribly! omy. i just forgot everything can! then sir sham sat opp me then i blank out cos he was like O_O staring and staring at my paper then AHHHHH stress >_> and it was the canards question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tsk. debbie's awfully good at air syllabus man.

then second night was super fun (: was sleeping with cheryl and huiyi, OMG we kept vibrating the beds. so huiyi says. they have DAMN weird position of sleeping and cheryl not only has scandalous legs but scandalous hands lah! her hand anyhow fly one. smack me in my chest also duno. tsk.

yea then the award winners got called out and stuff (= 5 people got it! wheeeeee. but it was a rather sad night for the rest of us. bittersweet, more likely. anyway, tiffy and chitty got called out (: yep, they won hands down (:

i am totally ranting here. please ignore me.

okay (: decided not to type it. HEH.

sham: eh, why you looking at me?
herman: um. im not.
sham: you must agree with everything i say. you understand? are you cheating?
herman: no sir.
sham: i said you must agree right?
herman: but sir then i'll be saying im cheating.
sham: that's the whole point.

herman is soooooooo _ _ _ (: hahahaha really lah! hes quite auntie. and hes soooo sweet in a gross manner to mir, who totally yelled at him. HEH.

bathing! gosh, me and cheryl can go to the toilet and wait for up to half an hour cos we keep saying "nvm, you bath first" so for both nights we're the last to bath lah! and then it was totally ridiculous : D

cheryl: you wanna use conditioner?
amanda (from the next cubicle): okay. you tall enough to reach the top of the wall anot!
cheryl: no.. i throw over ah!
amanda: you better not overshot okay!
cheryl: okay lah okay lah. *throws over*
amanda: *attempts to catch it. fails.* AHHHHHHHH!!! (the container landed in the ankle high murky, soapy wter)


amanda: okay. i shall pass it back. *tiptoes, put the conditioner on the wall, prods it with finger.*
cheryl: eh!! stuck on top!!
amanda: use the shirt to flick it back, i try again
cheryl: *flicks over*

conditioner lands in the water for the second time.

amanda: *throws it over* got it?
cheryl: eh!! you overshot liao! you threw it into the third cubicle.

okay, so not my fault, i didnt know i was that strong. HEH. anyway then i got out then i didnt dare to take it (im glad it didnt sink though.) so huiyi came in at the right (or wrong, depends on perspecive) moment so i asked her to take it.

amanda: eh. come over. show you something.
huiyi: what?
amanda: come over you know already lah.
huiyi: *walks over* *stares at the conditioner floating in the water*
huiyi: EWWWW. can't you pick it up yourself?
amanda: i want to take off my contacts la.

(zomg i cant believe she took my silly excuse lah! hahahahah nvm love you loads : D)

then huiyi just stared at it, squirmed and picked it up (brave girl!) and she SCREAMED AND SCREAMED AND RAN TO THE DUSTBIN and plopped it in.

amanda: *yells and laugh like a maniac*
huiyi: what lah!
amanda: CHERYL STILL WANTS IT!!!!!

heehee. it was HILARIOUS : D

okay. yea so then went to bed, talked about stupid stuff, pretended to sleep : D that part was TOTALLY AMUSING.

kat: *climbs up* are you all sleeping? (me, huiyi were laughing non stop before that, but she still asked it)
me: *stares at her* DUHHHHHHHHHH.

gosh! it was just o.O hahaha.

anyway, it was that same night that we jiggled the bed for like 3o min or so : D sorry to all the people downstairs!

anyway presentation ceremony. we got bad news.
those tears of joys were not what they seemed

then the ncc song, blabla. the song is NICE okay : D though i duno how to sing HAHAHA but nvm now i do : D then PIZZA! gosh love debbie, feline, benedict LOADS. they're super nice!!! (:

then tiffy wanted to ambush benedict with all our deos : D mir jas huiyi smart lah, run after him like mad people spraying away in midair, im SMART i ran in front of him and successfully ambushed him : D gosh super sorry! and for hitting your head too. HEH. it was NOT on purpose. as in, the purpose was different : D

aedes mosquitoes are not very smart. they landed on mir's butt (she's wearing no 4 lah!) and wouldn't move. so i killed it : D heh sorry mir! : D and then another one landed on his head then im like "omg, dont move. don't move DONT MOVE *SMACKS*"

HEH : D then PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! met feline and debbie at causeway point. hohoho. it was totally fun : D p.s. shrooms garden really looks like a garden!

okay END OF POST. shall think of more things to say cos i can't remember half the things which happened.

thanks to all my friends again(: HUGS!

p.p.s. mir, dont worry too much mkay (: you do know yourself better than anyone else!



rgsnccair has made history.

HOHO : D

i just bathed : D now i smell of STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE. omg i love victoria's secret! hahahahah =D

okay just for laughs (:

1.	Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
2.	Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use
3.	Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
4.	Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
5.	Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says
6.	Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
7.	Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
8.	Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
9.	Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
10.	Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
11.	Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
12.	Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
13.	Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy
14.	Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
15.	Stolen Painting Found by Tree
16.	Actual Headline: Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
17.	Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
18.	If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
19.	Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
20.	New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

WHERE IS BENEDICT WHEN I NEED HIM????????????????????????

❤ Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

i am SO pissed. i really dont see why they just can't upgrade my phone plan to iOne plus or whatever. i mean, i sms alot. i call out alot. i get loads of incoming. AND THEY DON'T WANNA GET ME A NEW PLAN. OR A NEW PHONE >_> great. i've done loads of talking on my phone this month. wait til they get the bill. they better not complain, or i can totally go, "if you have gotten me a iOne plus.."

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

i am annoyed, upset, disappointed, pissed off, worried, angry, frustrated. so im not trusting myself to go out, i dont wanna snap at people. UGH. i hate myself.

ohshit. i really hate myself for

1. not knowing which way the charging handle/bolt carrier/magazine is supposed to be placed
2. calling kevin because i could't contact benedict (not online, phone's off) and talking to him for 1 hour 39 min 15 sec smashing Julie's record of 1 hour 14 min. til 1 am. when i should be doing mutuals.
3. haven't really started for air syllabus and sentry duty and lots of stuff in specs course NOR finish my mutual board
4. going on msn still
5. BLOGGING >_>

gah.

KEVIN lol. so you notice this type of things : D
EDITH hahaha sorry but your senior here ain't as high as you. getting old.
DARREN hahahaha! THOSE ARE HILARIOUS : DD

okay. time's up.

books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke❤

HEH (= okay im studying air syllabus now. just taking a quick break. anyway, has anyone visited darren's blog lately? LOL. it has some MAJORLY lame jokes. and judging by the comments on his tagboard, i'm the only one who found them funny. HEH : D

http://hyped-up-shit.blogspot.com/ go straight to third post. HOHO. it's amusing can (whatever, tiffany)

anyway. zac, if you're reading this, last night was the THIRD TIME i dreamt of you. in like, what, 5 days? anyway, there's a limit to how many times i see my BFFL in dreams, so stop rampaging in! D:<

enghan was so.. enghan yesterday.


enghan!: and it is super scary when ppl smoke the refuse chutes. 20 over cockroaches will just crwal into your house
enghan!: crawl*
enghan!: and my mum went depressed for a period of time because of that @_@
amanda!♠: OH
amanda!♠: YUCK
amanda!♠: smoke the refuse chute?? how!
enghan!: like you know. cause hdb ma.
amanda!♠: smoke?
amanda!♠: the chute??
enghan!: sry i am having butter fingers @_@
enghan!: as in cause people want to clear
amanda!♠: fogging??
enghan!: ok correct
amanda!♠: FOGGING LAH
amanda!♠: ALAMAK
amanda!♠: smoke the chutes -.-



blahblahblah


amanda!♠: alot of cockroach juice?
enghan!: ah!?
enghan!: i thought they are crunchy
amanda!♠: uh
enghan!: i dont remember juice oozing out leh.
amanda!♠: crunchy and juicy
amanda!♠: crunchy on the outside, juicy on the inside
amanda!♠: oh yuck
enghan! ok let's try them in thailand sometime shall we. =)
enghan!: and then my mum said there were white cockroaches crawling out too
enghan!: lol
enghan!: i didn't know they are ang moh roaches also

lol the part highlighted in red was.. LOLOL.

mmhmm GTG and i see him online hahahaa bye (=

okay im very busy so im gonna quickly post(: yea so went for cip with longlostfriend qiule and his friend who was the guy making the announcment with the bunny with that pretty retarded poem (NO OFFENSE). first look and i know he's born to be an air steward. hahahaha. not my fault

p.s. chloe, my fren not in sop anymore. he's in bass. ohyea, and i told them ri sop sucks HEE HEE xD

anyway yea that's eng han (: he's awfully nice. i know we'll be great friends, we just click like.. *click* that. HOHO. lame-.- yea anyway qiule is denser then mercury can.

qiule (to the person walking by): Hi we're from VSA and we're..

after talking to that guy,

me: we are NOT from VSA. say: "we're helping VSA raise funds." try it.
qiule: we're helping VSA raise funds. can you buy a toy to help the disabled?
me: excellent. go try on that guy.

qiule: *walks up to guy* hi, we're from VSA and we're..


OMG LAH. what is WRONG with that guy. TSK. anyway slacked off half the day. hoho. eng han's NICE (: and shijin the kuku didnt know there was a RI GUY IN THE BUNNY SUIT. she probably thought the bunny was alive.

anyway, alot of ppl got scared by the bunny!!!! like the bunny walk up to them and they jumped back. yes, adults! quite amusing. HOHO : D okay. made a new friend (=

HUIWEN i totally agree with you.
HUIYI excuse me. i am NOT smart. i am smarter.
CZ whatever!!!! >:( i'll come up with better jokes. will tell the blonde and brunette one cos TIFFY ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT IT (:
JJ/HW i will not reply your tag cos i didnt bother to read it.
KEVIN sometimes i feel a burst of affection for your sir.
ME (okay this is totally weird) NO ANONYMOUS TAGS. besides, i dont see why i should tell you >_>
HUIYI WHATEVER =D im a baby magnet, DONT BE JEALOUS : D
TIFFANY oh RIGHT. you like EDMUND. who looks like a gorilla. HEE HEE.
TIFFANY sorry. im totally in love with myself. welcome to reality, baby.
ZF AYE AYE CAPTAIN. eh no. those big big ones got 4!!
DARREN haha. yea ((: ohwell. during specs i guess. hoho. JULIEBUGGY <3
NONE no you canNOT. no anonymous taggers.
JJ thanks.


NB

1. NO ANONYMOUS TAGGERS. COS I DO NOT SEE WHY YOU DONT HAVE TO USE YOUR NAME.
2. NO SHAKESPEAREAN LANGUAGE. no time to read those kinda nonsense.

thankyou (: <3

mmhmm. lyrics speak it all for Duffy.

CONVO TIME (:

me, mir, jas: we'll go watch NC16, M18, R21 movies before you! (huiyi's the youngest of us all, Dec baby)
huiyi: you wan go watch R21 for what! eeee....
me and jas: not necessarily need to be porno stuff.. can be violence and gore.
mir: yalor.
me: but i dont like gore. i will scream! gore is so.. gory.
mir: did you hear her? she just said gore is gory.
huiyi: arh? i dont get it.
mir: OKAY fine, like where does gory come from?
huiyi: gore lor.

and that was TOTALLY meant to be a rhetorical question. look at this one:

me: look who's talking.
huiyi: huiyi lor.

*smacks head* she's just.. huiyi. okay i'm taking a leaf from tiffy's book. "Benedict's just.. benedict." "huiyi's so huiyi" "amanda's.. amanda"

and she thinks prince caspian is hot cos caspian's.. caspian. HAH. anyway rmbr when i blogged about me sleeping while having a hair cut? omy, it TOTALLY came true. no, i did NOT become prince caspian OR fall off a horse (not that i would, my balance is excellent. shush about me tripping on a flat surface.) prince caspian really rode a horse. and he hit against something or whatever and fell with a thud. HAH KEVIN! BEAT THAT! psychicness is TOTALLY with me. LALALA.

okay a FUNNY JOKE (eh tiffy, this one really very funny okay)
Q: what has four wheels and flies?











A: a DUSTBIN!! geddit? flies? buzzbuzzbuzz? HAHAHAHAHAAHA. so LAME. i have blonde jokes. not funny one but i laughed all through a station and chloe contemplate silencing me. LALA.

haha. COPORAL PUNISHMENTS and general knowledge : D this is hilarious. LALALA. okay LAME.

brintha: i miss my life with Derrick..
me and chloe: EH? EH? who's derrick!
brintha: it's a show "Life with Derrick". *stares*

najip was just laughing her head off lah. whatever! i so dont have nickelodeon can. anyway chloe wanna name her child nicolette.

amanda: if you have a girl, what you wanna name her?
chloe: nicolette. dont you think it's a pretty name?
me: it sounds like nickelodeon to me.
chloe: but imagine a nicolette *stares into the train ceiling (isit called a ceiling?)*
me: *stares into the same spot, trying to figure out why she's staring at the handholding thingy*
chloe: you'll imagine a pretty girl right!
me: uh. what if she isnt?
chloe: aiya.. coming from me sure pretty one.

OMY. chloe's ego=understatement of the year!!! totally ripped the "darren's weird" understatement off my charts.

anyway EE YUCKS MY MOM FOUND A DEAD COCKROACH UNDER MY BED.

YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK.

IT COULD HAVE CRAWLED INTO MY MOUTH WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.

IT COULD HAVE CRAWLED INTO MY EARS. OR MY NOSE ( eh no, mom said it was pretty big)

anyway cos my room so CLEAN the cockroach cannot tahan then think "might as well die right" HEH that's why.

went huiyi's house. her bro looks alot like david. skin colour i guess. HOHO. super deep voice lah. anyway. her youngest bro loves me alot. he's 2 years, maybe? yea he wanted to give me his pacifier and his dirty diapers. how nice. anyway we were working on our mutuals when we heard him thumping with all his might on huiyi's back. huiyi went like OEI damn loud then he walked unstably to tiffy and thumped her with all his might. SEE, i so do not have whatever "charm over guys of all age", pot calling kettle black!

long post. GAH. time for specs stuff.

this is a RENEWED post. so if you read the old one read the BOTTOM(:

HELLO EVERYBODYYYYYYYY TIME FOR GOLD WING RECAP ((:



FIRST DAY!

decided to meet at 6.45 (told huiyi 6.40, cos she everytime so late, but we were WRONG) and DAVID WAS LATE. okay he wasnt late but HE WENT ON THE TRAIN WITHOUT US. so annoying right. then we had to wait EIGHT MINUTES FOR THE NEXT TRAIN. so nice of him, dear, kind, considerate, DAVID.

anyway, i got SUPER angry and i practically yelled at him on the phone. but i very nice one so i forgave him HEEHEE.

david: *smses* where are you all?
me: *uses jaslyn's phone, calls david* who are you?
david: I--
me: WHO ARE YOU?
david: eh where are--
me: WHO ARE YOU?!
david: i'm david lah!
me: DAVID ONG YOUKNOWWEHAVEBEENWAITINGFORYOUFORLIKE8MINUTESANDYOUAREGOINGTOMAKEUSALLLATE
*gasps for breath* YOU BETTER GET OFF THE NEXT STATION AND HOP ON THE NEXT TRAIN.
david: sorry! sorry! okay.

--

train stops at tanahmerah.
me: *calls again* eh david ong where are you!
david: somewhere between bedok and eunos.. why?



ohyea im the same height as david LALA. whatever. okay then go there then got lecture but i didnt sleep cos i couldnt sleep and it was HILARIOUS cos we kept telling and hearing stupid jokes and me and huiyi share a CONNECTION! maybe i shouldn't have taught her the zapzapfinger thingy. HEEHEE.

anyway lunch was HILARIOUS cos from where i was sitting, i had an EXCELLENT view of darren ravenously attacking his chicken. how pleasant (: yea then julie lah! dont wan to switch places with me. OH OH OH darren turn around and julie turned at the same time and ZAP both saw each other and turned back INSTANT REFLEX (: HOHO : D

anyway there's something FISHY going on between david and jaslyn. HAHA. i just KNOW it lah. he kept eyeballing her cos we were sitting pretty close and he like raised his eyebrows and BEAMED and ignored us all. LOLOL. no david, dont kill me. LALA.

oh YA so annoying we thought benedict was angry cos we were late but he WASNT and i was TOTALLY expecting him to kill him on the spot or something but AHHHHHH didnt. HUMPF. anyway go read david's blog. HOHO. p.s. we were more than glowering can. it's called murderous gloweration. whatever that means.

sorry for not following sequence of events but WHEN MIR WAS THROWING AWAY HER FOOD, SHE THREW HER FORK IN TOO!

SECOND DAY!

met HERMAN((: and was hearing the story of his LOSER flying fox experience. HILARIOUS. just when mir finished talking and i went into my silent laughter mode (as usual) he came and WAVED UNDER HER NOSE (really its RIGHT into her face can) and said HELLO CAN YOU RMBR ME and mir, being fast in reaction went *jaw drop*. smart girl (:

anyway i think it was then when SCANDALOUS POK and ODDBALL caught up and everyone was calling them that. HEE HEE. was getting off the bus after GW then benedict was saying smth to him and david went "WA THANKS LAH!" but of course i wasnt eavesdropping so HEE HEE i didnt get it but i graciously told him "YOU'RE WELCOME =D" nice me (:

yea then got on the bus and as usual, the guys were gracious and well, "ladies first", they shoved and pushed and RUSHED UP THE BUS. what gentlemanly people *smack their face* awww. anw benedict was on the bus and talking blahblah about wenhao then i went "EH EEWEN, HOW CLOSE ARE YOU AND WENHAO AH?" in my nice LOUD voice. im pretty sure they heard. eewen BLUSHED and said nola nola not very close. HAHAHAHA. im quite good at saboing ppl. HEE HEE. she's the second person.. first one was benedict. HOHO : D

yea i drew darren and julie figures on each of my hand. LOL. david wasn't amused. kevin thought that i was v.free. whatever la! my art skills super nice can. (no zac dont suan me!)

anyway i was sleeping. HOHO. so peacefully somemore until the ZHS ppl start YAKYAKYAKYAK nonstop then i got super annoyed cos lack of sleep they still wake me up then i was so angry lor. cannot sleep anymore >:( whatever. the ppt slides are plagiarized straight from the notes anyway.

then the sir kept making DAMN LAME jokes. "deg too high, cannot be pilot. *pause, pause (for dramatic effect?)* can be pirate."
so punny.

yea then went home and slept. (i studied the centrifugal and axial thingum okay. but i still didnt understand. anyway i spent like 3 hours during revision to STUDY THAT.

DIDNT COME OUT.

THIRD DAY! (at LAST <3) style="color:orange;">RSAF operates the transport planes C130 and
(a) C130
(b) Csomething else
(c) Fokker-27
(d) Fokker-50. (a)

Like, C130 and C130!

HEE HEE.

highly amusing (= sorry kevin! no offense. LALA.

finally, got the bus with ACS. more rompin jokes! hahaha. i was MEAN that day : D to darren and julie. HOHO. my pltnmates are WIERD AND WARPED lah. they kept pushing me and PUSHING me and kept saying "NO SPACE NO SPACE" like im SO SURE and made me almost fell on darren. TWICE. first time, okay, stumbled. second time, the whole bus SWERVED and i SWERVED with it and i ALMOST LANDED ON HIM. lucky im agile and alert sia. HOHO.

julie: eh amanda! why the bus so noisy.
me: cos the bus not quiet mah.
julie: tell everyone to shut up!
me: okay.

*covers phone, yells at everyone on bus* OKAY EVERYBODY SHUT UP

me: ya what?

benedict: *glares at me* did julie just ask me to shut up?!
me: omy. julie, benedict is angry cos you ask him to shutup.
julie: i where got ask him to shut up!

*covers phone, yells at everyone on bus* OKAY EVERYONE EXCEPT BENEDICT SHUT UP

and yea HOHO darren was SO WEIRD (surprise, surprise)

(sorry but i HAD to say it JULIE!! you STILL spell COCK RIFLE as CLOCK RIFLE. got difference one can!)

okay hmm shall blog about the interesting bus ride someothertime (: now is like info overload right! hahaha. okay. BYE (:

p.s. one more thing, darren yelled into the phone (unknowingly, knowingly, who knows? HAHAHA lame) "I'D RATHER BE GAY" and i think julie heard him. judging from how loud he yelled it straight into the mike.

OKAY. ANNOUNCEMENT. EVERYONE DONT SMS OR CALL ME COS I CANNOT REPLY. AT ALL.

well you can sms or call me but i wont reply or pick up. will use house phone to call back. yea. sms.. well, will call back too. hoho.

SCRATCH THE PART ABOUT ME BLOGGING NEXT TIME (: shall blog now!

i kept asking darren "eh julie! wan talk to her anot!" then darren BLURBLUR and yelled NO and broke julie's heart. TSK. then the part about him yelling and announcing he's gay about 3 times.. AMUSING (=

anyway.

am going to die for specs.

pltn best might not be able to take le.

anyway shall just work hard for it (=

aw CRUD math clinic tmr. SUCKS.

anyway andrew is HILARIOUS : D he's been telling me stories about his camp. LOLOL.

Andrew John says:
i was like the only happy person arpond......
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
(= cos you know you can do it!
Andrew John says:
do what?
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
it lah
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
how i know
[CookiePsychic#04] amanda!♠ says:
must find the answer yourself, TEACH LESS LEARN MORE



okay it was quite lame but whatever (=

DAVID hahaha that was THE understatement of the year man!
KEVIN MKAY. hahahaha. tell what?
JULIE HOHO. okay FINE you ARE weird and warped happy? =D join the club, baby.
HUIYI *zzzZZzzzZZ* connection! LOL.
DAVID ohyea? i DARE you. HAHAHA. SCANDALOUS POK/STINKBOMB/GOPALLLLLLL ((: nonsense. i think i might fail. though i think i might pass. wait.. did i say i think i'll pass? i meant hope.
MYR lol..
TEDDY hmm. mkay(:
HMCE (huiyi, mir, cheryl, eewen) excuse me once is enough still must have TWO for double impact? WHATEVER lah >: (
AKID hahahahaa. rightttt. SJI LOLOL!!!

haha okay i officially love the endaurompin peopl (: NO EXCEPTIONS. cos im gonna be nice.

p.p.s. one more thing to add to the List of Things To Do Before I Die: make friends with darren (:

ohMY guys are weird.

me: *boarding bus*
david: *talks to me, blahblah*
david's fren: david, are you flirting?
me: *LAUGHS*
david's fren: eh you know deanna? tong miin? are you friends with them? blablabla..
david: *puts arm around him* are you flirting?
me: *snorts with laugther*